Will drinking kerosene kill intestinal parasites?
January 20, 2008
Even though I never rim, I still get intestinal parasites about half of the time I suck dick. This is obviously because of the type of sex I have: anonymous, bookstore, park, backroom, tearoom, etc. I have a great doctor for this who takes a fecal sample in his office with his sigmoidascope (or whatever)--no muss, no fuss, no taking in a stool sample from home or drinking a purging agent in his office. However, this is very expensive, $330 for the visit and another $100 or so for the necessary drugs. On that silly Survivor show, they stated that kerosene was an effective way to get rid of intestinal parasites. I would think it would be an effective way to get rid of the host (me), as well! Do you know anything about this? Is there a safe, yet still effective, amount to take? Or is this pure folly and I'd better give up anonymous sex or get a better paying job or better health benefits? Or do you know of any other effective means of killing these nasty bugs?
Have you ever heard of the Darwin awards? It's a silly set of awards that floats around the Internet, congratulating stupid people on killing themselves in a ridiculous fashion, thereby conveniently removing their DNA from the gene pool. Well, I have news for you. If you decide to drink kerosene in lieu of following your doctor's advice, you're likely to wind up on next year's list. I mean think of it - don't you think that if it's a safe and effective way of killing parasites that doctors would be prescribing it already?
No, my friend. I think your solutions wind down a different path. For starters, I'd suggest getting a second opinion next time you have your troubles. A second opinion is always useful, and I find it extremely unlikely that you're having parasitic infections from just giving oral sex. My best is that your doc is either failing to rid you of your parasites, or that there may be another problem altogether. Failing that, may I suggest finding some new cruising spots?
No, my friend. I think your solutions wind down a different path. For starters, I'd suggest getting a second opinion next time you have your troubles. A second opinion is always useful, and I find it extremely unlikely that you're having parasitic infections from just giving oral sex. My best is that your doc is either failing to rid you of your parasites, or that there may be another problem altogether. Failing that, may I suggest finding some new cruising spots?
