How can I avoid using an enema at my boyfriend’s house?
January 21, 2008
I have dated a few guys before and have stayed at their place overnight but I am too embarrassed to douche at their place. Am I just a prude or something to know weather a guy is clean or not? Or should I just realize that if I am going to have anal sex there may be a possibility of getting shit (excuse the language) on my dick and on my sheets?
Believe it or not, giving yourself an enema prior to anal sex isn’t that important. If you take the right precautions, that is. I almost never do it and rarely have any problems. The key is to be aware of your body and your need to defecate. Eat lots of food with fiber, drink lots of water, and avoid foods that are rich or extremely fatty. On that matter, avoiding eating too much in the 24 hours prior to getting fucked does wonders as well. What goes in must come out, after all.
You can also give yourself the “finger test.” Before you climb in bed and have sex, excuse yourself into the bathroom for a minute. Wash your buttcrack with soap and water (always a polite thing to do in any case), and slip a finger into your hole and slide it around. If the finger comes out clean, your hole is probably in good shape. If not, use lots of that soap and water to wash things off. Also, slide your finger deep inside your ass. You may, ahhh, how shall I put this? You may feel something inside you that suggests you may have to use the toilet for a few. Do so and empty yourself out. Then use lots of that soap and water to clean yourself off again. If the finger test reveals you just aren’t getting clean enough, then you’ll want to avoid getting fucked.
You can also sneak over a disposable enema to your friend’s house. Use half of it an hour before you have sex, and then just before you climb into bed you can go into the bathroom to vacate any remaining water. Just slip the enema bottle back into your bottle, and your guests may never know what you were up to.
Just remember that at some point, it’s impossible to be 100% sure you’re not going to be messy. But with a few preparations, you can be at least 95% sure you’re fine, and what messes do occur will be minor at worst.
Believe it or not, giving yourself an enema prior to anal sex isn’t that important. If you take the right precautions, that is. I almost never do it and rarely have any problems. The key is to be aware of your body and your need to defecate. Eat lots of food with fiber, drink lots of water, and avoid foods that are rich or extremely fatty. On that matter, avoiding eating too much in the 24 hours prior to getting fucked does wonders as well. After all, what goes in must come out.
You can also give yourself the “finger test.” Before you climb in bed and have sex, excuse yourself into the bathroom for a minute. Wash your buttcrack with soap and water (always a polite thing to do in any case), and slip a finger into your hole and slide it around. If the finger comes out clean, your hole is probably in good shape. If not, use lots of that soap and water to wash things off. Also, slide your finger deep inside your ass. You may, ahhh, how shall I put this? You may feel something inside you that suggests you may have to use the toilet for a few. Do so and empty yourself out. Then use lots of that soap and water to clean yourself off again. If the finger test reveals you just aren’t getting clean enough, then you’ll want to avoid getting fucked.
You can also sneak over a disposable enema to your friend’s house. Use half of it an hour before you have sex, and then just before you climb into bed you can go into the bathroom to vacate any remaining water. Just slip the enema bottle back into your bottle, and your guests may never know what you were up to.
Just remember that at some point, it’s impossible to be 100% sure you’re not going to be messy. But with a few preparations, you can be at least 95% sure you’re fine, and what messes do occur will be minor at worst.
Believe it or not, giving yourself an enema prior to anal sex isn’t that important. If you take the right precautions, that is. I almost never do it and rarely have any problems. The key is to be aware of your body and your need to defecate. Eat lots of food with fiber, drink lots of water, and avoid foods that are rich or extremely fatty. On that matter, avoiding eating too much in the 24 hours prior to getting fucked does wonders as well. After all, what goes in must come out.
Comment by Larry on January 21, 2008
I have found that a ear syringe is cheap to buy and easy to hide in your pocket. If you need to do an enema, two or three bulbs full of water should do the trick.