How can I take a really big dildo safely?
January 21, 2008
I have seen countless ads for dildos as big as 30", yet I have never seen any article or authoritative guide on how to take a large dildo up your ass. I am especially curious what are the practical anatomical limits. I realize people are built differently, but if a person had a 12" long, 1" in diameter soft and flexible dildo, is it safe or doable to take the entire length up the ass? And, if so, could you please explain the "dos" and "don'ts" of how to do it? The rectum and colon take zigs and zags, so how do you safely navigate inserting a long dildo?
For starters, ditch the idea that your as can take any dildo out there. I have seen them eighteen inches tall and eight inches in diameter. That means across, folks, not around. At that size the dildo can pass for a small fire hydrant. A few people take objects that wide up their ass, but they’re heavily, and I mean HEAVILY, into extended buttplay, SM, and drugs.
The majority of us "anal mortals" wouldn’t even want to look at such an object, much less be fucked by one. For us, a large dildo is foot-long one you mentioned. Being fucked by one isn’t as hard as you think. Simply lay on your back, put a pillow under your butt, lube your ass and the dildo, then slide it inside you. If you are creative you may even be able to use your feet to slowly push the dildo deeper into you, freeing your hands so you can masturbate. When you are playing with a dildo this way, much of the pleasure comes from seeing just how deep it can go inside you. With a bit of work and concentration you can get it pretty deep in there. Just how deep will depend on your individual body, what sort of day it is happen, and luck.
To make sure you don’t accidentally cause any harm always avoid using drugs when you are sliding dildos deeply inside you. Poppers are probably all right, but don’t take that as an endorsement about them. The effect of poppers is usually to take a thicker dildo rather than a longer one, so they probably won’t be necessary in any case. Just keep on stroking yourself and sliding that dildo inside you until you feel like you’re hitting something inside you. At that point you either need to change positions or stop pushing because you have reached your limits. If you keep playing with yourself for a while your insides may adjust so you can take it slight deeper.
Oh, and make sure your dildo is either way longer than you need or has a base on it. Losing a dildo inside you would be awfully embarrassing when the ER doctor fishes out your Mark II Super King Dong Dildo with the optional length extensions.
The majority of us "anal mortals" wouldn’t even want to look at such an object, much less be fucked by one. For us, a large dildo is foot-long one you mentioned. Being fucked by one isn’t as hard as you think. Simply lay on your back, put a pillow under your butt, lube your ass and the dildo, then slide it inside you. If you are creative you may even be able to use your feet to slowly push the dildo deeper into you, freeing your hands so you can masturbate. When you are playing with a dildo this way, much of the pleasure comes from seeing just how deep it can go inside you. With a bit of work and concentration you can get it pretty deep in there. Just how deep will depend on your individual body, what sort of day it is happen, and luck.
To make sure you don’t accidentally cause any harm always avoid using drugs when you are sliding dildos deeply inside you. Poppers are probably all right, but don’t take that as an endorsement about them. The effect of poppers is usually to take a thicker dildo rather than a longer one, so they probably won’t be necessary in any case. Just keep on stroking yourself and sliding that dildo inside you until you feel like you’re hitting something inside you. At that point you either need to change positions or stop pushing because you have reached your limits. If you keep playing with yourself for a while your insides may adjust so you can take it slight deeper.
Oh, and make sure your dildo is either way longer than you need or has a base on it. Losing a dildo inside you would be awfully embarrassing when the ER doctor fishes out your Mark II Super King Dong Dildo with the optional length extensions.
