How can I suck my own dick?
January 21, 2008
I keep trying to suck my own dick but I can't reach. Is there an exercise program to help me reach?
There is no formal exercise program that I have ever heard of, but there are a few things you can do. For starters, picture how you're going to suck your dick. Are you going to sit in a chair and bend over and do it (ala Scott O'Hara)? Or are you going to lay on your back, throw your legs over your head, and suck it that way?
In either case, you're going to want to be extremely thin (underweight perhaps) and keep stretching your back until you can do it. Just get in the position, and every day do a dozen or so light stretches. Don't work it hard, otherwise you risk straining your back.
If you succeed, you're going to also need to have a long dick. Everyone that I've ever spoken with that can suck their own dick has one. An extra 4" goes a long way towards getting it together with your tongue, after all.
Finally, don't expect that you're going to give yourself a decent blowjob. I have only heard of one person that could actually cum that way. Most people just wind up with an extremely sore back. It's far more erotic in the movies than it is in real life.
In either case, you're going to want to be extremely thin (underweight perhaps) and keep stretching your back until you can do it. Just get in the position, and every day do a dozen or so light stretches. Don't work it hard, otherwise you risk straining your back.
If you succeed, you're going to also need to have a long dick. Everyone that I've ever spoken with that can suck their own dick has one. An extra 4" goes a long way towards getting it together with your tongue, after all.
Finally, don't expect that you're going to give yourself a decent blowjob. I have only heard of one person that could actually cum that way. Most people just wind up with an extremely sore back. It's far more erotic in the movies than it is in real life.
Comment by Anonymous on January 21, 2008
I enjoyed your response about sucking your own dick. Met a guy on AOL and when I got together with him, he said he could do it. When I disputed it (vigorously I might add) he demonstrated. He was about 5'7", maybe 145# and had a 7" dick. And he came, too!