How do porn stars have such perfect butts?
January 21, 2008
Here's a question you might find odd or distasteful, but it's sincere. Whenever I watch gay porn, I am always fascinated by guys with perfectly smooth butts (i.e. no hair, no pimples, no acne scarring, etc). Do these guys have someone to give their butts facials or something to keep them blemish free? I ask this because I, like many men, I have zits and some scarring on my ass that bug me and I would like to find an esthetician that could treat me. Any clues?
There are no amazing secrets to porn stars having great skin beyond the obvious: porn stars are cast for having good skin to begin with. That being said, keep in mind that the inflamed hair follicles you often get after shaving your butt/genitals occur a day or two after you shave them. Since most porn stars have them shaved on the set itself, there isn't time for the bumps to show on film. And those bumps that are present are often hidden with make-up, selective camera angles, etc.
Assuming you would like to have better skin, why not see a dermatologist. He'll be able to remove many of your bumps and moles, and can suggest treatments for your other conditions. If you don't want to admit to being gay, just tell him that your "girlfriend" loves your butt and wants it to look even better. He'll get a chuckle out of it, and will give you all sorts of helpful advice, suggestions, and solutions.
Assuming you would like to have better skin, why not see a dermatologist. He'll be able to remove many of your bumps and moles, and can suggest treatments for your other conditions. If you don't want to admit to being gay, just tell him that your "girlfriend" loves your butt and wants it to look even better. He'll get a chuckle out of it, and will give you all sorts of helpful advice, suggestions, and solutions.
