What are the different approaches to avoiding anal mess?
January 21, 2008
I enjoy being a bottom at times but I hate the fact often being dirty when intercourse begins. I always give my self an enema prior to engaging in anal sex. But at times that is not enough. What do you suggest I do?
I have said on many occasions that there is no quick solution to avoiding mess. Fortunately there are a number of things you can do.
Diet - Eat lots of foods that are high in fiber. Besides having a host of other health benefits, they help absorb water in your intestines, which in turn promotes cleaner bowel movements. This means you're less likely to have a mess during anal sex. According to drkoop.com, fiber is commonly found in whole grain breads and cereals, wheat bran, oats, fresh fruits and vegetables, peas, beans, nuts, seeds barley, corn, popcorn, potatoes with the skin, and psyllium or bran flakes.
Use Enemas Sparingly - Some men have the habit of giving themselves very large enemas or using six or more disposable enemas over the course of an hour. This is NOT the way to clean your insides out. When it comes to sex, enemas should be used just to clean out any messy particles out of the rectum, and NOT to clean out the entire colon. If you use more than half or two-thirds of a single disposable enema, you are using too much. The excess water will wind up in your colon and will come back down into your rectum during sex. Expect things to get messy at that point.
Use Soap and Water- Clean yourself out using lots and lots of soap and water on the outside of your anus and within the sphincter. This is a good habit whenever you are going to have sex, even if you are not planning on bottoming.
Use the "Finger Test" - While washing yourself with soap and water, slide a finger deep inside your anus and slide it around. If it doesn't come out clean, you will either need to use a small enema, or to wait an hour or so for your rectum to naturally absorb some of the water from the material inside it. At that point give yourself the finger test again, and the result should be considerably improved.
Don't Eat Like a Pig - If you stuff your face in the twenty-four hours before sex, all that food will eventually have to emerge from you. If you have a hot date planned, eat sparingly and drink lots of water instead.
Be Self-Aware - Understand that not every day will be ideal for you to have sex. Monitor your situation throughout the day, and adjust your plans accordingly. Inviting someone form online over to fuck your brains out BEFORE you check your anal situation might result in disaster. Knowing how you are doing "down there" will help you set your plans for the evening, which in turn will prevent messy problems from ever occurring in the first place.
If you follow this advice I guarantee that your sex life will be both cleaner and more enjoyable. Good luck!
Diet - Eat lots of foods that are high in fiber. Besides having a host of other health benefits, they help absorb water in your intestines, which in turn promotes cleaner bowel movements. This means you're less likely to have a mess during anal sex. According to drkoop.com, fiber is commonly found in whole grain breads and cereals, wheat bran, oats, fresh fruits and vegetables, peas, beans, nuts, seeds barley, corn, popcorn, potatoes with the skin, and psyllium or bran flakes.
Use Enemas Sparingly - Some men have the habit of giving themselves very large enemas or using six or more disposable enemas over the course of an hour. This is NOT the way to clean your insides out. When it comes to sex, enemas should be used just to clean out any messy particles out of the rectum, and NOT to clean out the entire colon. If you use more than half or two-thirds of a single disposable enema, you are using too much. The excess water will wind up in your colon and will come back down into your rectum during sex. Expect things to get messy at that point.
Use Soap and Water- Clean yourself out using lots and lots of soap and water on the outside of your anus and within the sphincter. This is a good habit whenever you are going to have sex, even if you are not planning on bottoming.
Use the "Finger Test" - While washing yourself with soap and water, slide a finger deep inside your anus and slide it around. If it doesn't come out clean, you will either need to use a small enema, or to wait an hour or so for your rectum to naturally absorb some of the water from the material inside it. At that point give yourself the finger test again, and the result should be considerably improved.
Don't Eat Like a Pig - If you stuff your face in the twenty-four hours before sex, all that food will eventually have to emerge from you. If you have a hot date planned, eat sparingly and drink lots of water instead.
Be Self-Aware - Understand that not every day will be ideal for you to have sex. Monitor your situation throughout the day, and adjust your plans accordingly. Inviting someone form online over to fuck your brains out BEFORE you check your anal situation might result in disaster. Knowing how you are doing "down there" will help you set your plans for the evening, which in turn will prevent messy problems from ever occurring in the first place.
If you follow this advice I guarantee that your sex life will be both cleaner and more enjoyable. Good luck!
