What can you tell me about penis enlargement techniques?
January 20, 2008
Are there special workout routines that help you make your dick bigger?
If I had an safe and foolproof method that everyone could use to have a bigger dick, I'd be in the Caribbean sipping piña coladas surrounded by young men fanning me while I lay on a warm, sandy beach. Penis enlargement techniques are highly controversial and have a number of serious side effects. However many followers do swear by them, with just as many people considering them a waste of money.
So without further ado, here it is. Aaron Lawrence’s Complete Guide to Making Your Dick Bigger. My motto: "If it ain’t in here or even if it is, it don’t work."
Your first lesson is this: Don't believe everything you read. I checked out www.big-penis.com and nearly threw up. Get a load of this chart from their site.
Small: 6" and under
Average: 6"-7"
Big: 7"-8"
Huge: 8" and up
It gets worse. In reviewing this column for publication, I found they had updated their chart. Get a load of their new categories:
Modest: 5.7"
Average: 6.5"
Endowed: 7.2"
This is a load of bullshit. People that give out information like this are preying upon people’s insecurities. They take fully half all average-sized dicks and call them small, then provide several sizes above that so one can buy their products to move up in size. I absolutely loathe companies that do this. Their site sells an exercise program that only takes five minutes per day, shows results in just a few weeks, and offers permanent gains. Now you tell me, folks. If this really worked, would they be really be running their business from the Internet? Hell, no! They’d be making more millions than Pfizer did with Viagra.
In reviewing ways to make your dick bigger, I'll stick to those that are at least semi-credible ones and ignore the more ridiculous claims I found, such as increasing your cock size through herbal therapy. I’m lumping big-penis.com’s exercise regimen in the "ridiculous" category.
The first is through hanging weights from one's dick. A website selling $32 books on the subject can be found at http://www.newoptimal.com/System/Central.html. Oh, hell, I don’t even know why I’m bringing this one up. Stretching your dick by hanging weights from it has got to be one of the most stupid ideas I’ve read in a long-time. That’s like making yourself taller by hanging from a chin-up bar. It didn’t work for Bobby Brady in The Brady Bunch, and it’s not going to work for you.
The second is through vacuum pumping. Prior to Viagra, there were few options for men with impotence to get an erection. One was to place their dick in a tube, seal the end up against the body, and use a small hand pump slowly remove the air out of the tube. A vacuum appears in the tube, causing blood to flow into the penis, thus enlarging it. Penis pumps operate the exact same way. The difference is in how they are marketed. When selling them to people with impotence, they are a way to get hard at all. When selling them to the layperson, they claim to make your dick bigger after months of prolonged use. Does it? Some say no, but others swear by it. I've never seen any evidence to suggest that it really works beyond wishful thinking. Until I see a formal study on the issue I will remain extremely skeptical. Penis pumps cost anywhere from $25 to $200.
Surgery is a third option. There are a number of plastic surgeons that perform penile enlargement surgery. This is actually misnomer, because the practice involves four different procedures, none of which actually lengthen your dick. The first is to sever tendons attaching the base of your dick to you body thereby allowing your dick to extend and hang lower. This procedure is always followed by a second that involves adding excess skin to cover the extra length. The third procedure involves injecting fat cells into your dick to make it slightly thicker, and the fourth is liposuction to get rid of that gut covering up your dick.
Before you think these procedures are a miracle come true, keep in mind that there are risks and side effects, including a dick that droops downward instead of sticking straight out, scarring, lumpiness under the skin, and a loss of sexual sensitivity. The side effects are so common that the doctors who perform these surgeries are inundated with malpractice suits. There is also a large price tag involved. Expect to pay at least $4000 and as much as $7000-8000 for an increase of half-an-inch to two inches.
My suggestion? Use a your common sense before you rush out and do anything rash. Getting yourself in shape and trimming back your pubic hair may give you that extra inch or two far more effectively than any penis enlargement method.
Please note that I have spared you the "It's not the size that counts" lecture. We all know that size doesn't matter, but most guys want bigger dicks anyway. This isn't a rational issue for men. Just don’t do anything drastic over what really is a small issue or you may regret it. And please forgive me for that awful pun.
So without further ado, here it is. Aaron Lawrence’s Complete Guide to Making Your Dick Bigger. My motto: "If it ain’t in here or even if it is, it don’t work."
Your first lesson is this: Don't believe everything you read. I checked out www.big-penis.com and nearly threw up. Get a load of this chart from their site.
Small: 6" and under
Average: 6"-7"
Big: 7"-8"
Huge: 8" and up
It gets worse. In reviewing this column for publication, I found they had updated their chart. Get a load of their new categories:
Modest: 5.7"
Average: 6.5"
Endowed: 7.2"
This is a load of bullshit. People that give out information like this are preying upon people’s insecurities. They take fully half all average-sized dicks and call them small, then provide several sizes above that so one can buy their products to move up in size. I absolutely loathe companies that do this. Their site sells an exercise program that only takes five minutes per day, shows results in just a few weeks, and offers permanent gains. Now you tell me, folks. If this really worked, would they be really be running their business from the Internet? Hell, no! They’d be making more millions than Pfizer did with Viagra.
In reviewing ways to make your dick bigger, I'll stick to those that are at least semi-credible ones and ignore the more ridiculous claims I found, such as increasing your cock size through herbal therapy. I’m lumping big-penis.com’s exercise regimen in the "ridiculous" category.
The first is through hanging weights from one's dick. A website selling $32 books on the subject can be found at http://www.newoptimal.com/System/Central.html. Oh, hell, I don’t even know why I’m bringing this one up. Stretching your dick by hanging weights from it has got to be one of the most stupid ideas I’ve read in a long-time. That’s like making yourself taller by hanging from a chin-up bar. It didn’t work for Bobby Brady in The Brady Bunch, and it’s not going to work for you.
The second is through vacuum pumping. Prior to Viagra, there were few options for men with impotence to get an erection. One was to place their dick in a tube, seal the end up against the body, and use a small hand pump slowly remove the air out of the tube. A vacuum appears in the tube, causing blood to flow into the penis, thus enlarging it. Penis pumps operate the exact same way. The difference is in how they are marketed. When selling them to people with impotence, they are a way to get hard at all. When selling them to the layperson, they claim to make your dick bigger after months of prolonged use. Does it? Some say no, but others swear by it. I've never seen any evidence to suggest that it really works beyond wishful thinking. Until I see a formal study on the issue I will remain extremely skeptical. Penis pumps cost anywhere from $25 to $200.
Surgery is a third option. There are a number of plastic surgeons that perform penile enlargement surgery. This is actually misnomer, because the practice involves four different procedures, none of which actually lengthen your dick. The first is to sever tendons attaching the base of your dick to you body thereby allowing your dick to extend and hang lower. This procedure is always followed by a second that involves adding excess skin to cover the extra length. The third procedure involves injecting fat cells into your dick to make it slightly thicker, and the fourth is liposuction to get rid of that gut covering up your dick.
Before you think these procedures are a miracle come true, keep in mind that there are risks and side effects, including a dick that droops downward instead of sticking straight out, scarring, lumpiness under the skin, and a loss of sexual sensitivity. The side effects are so common that the doctors who perform these surgeries are inundated with malpractice suits. There is also a large price tag involved. Expect to pay at least $4000 and as much as $7000-8000 for an increase of half-an-inch to two inches.
My suggestion? Use a your common sense before you rush out and do anything rash. Getting yourself in shape and trimming back your pubic hair may give you that extra inch or two far more effectively than any penis enlargement method.
Please note that I have spared you the "It's not the size that counts" lecture. We all know that size doesn't matter, but most guys want bigger dicks anyway. This isn't a rational issue for men. Just don’t do anything drastic over what really is a small issue or you may regret it. And please forgive me for that awful pun.
Comment by pumper on January 23, 2008
Aaron, you are wrong about penis pumping. You probably won't post this on your site since it is a link to other sites. But anyone interested in learning about penis pumping can take a look at Newart pumper forum and see for themselves what pumping is all about. Some of the posters there take things to an extreme but many are more casual pumpers like myself. I also have some pumping pics and video of myself at xstr8guy.