What is the correct way to measure dick size?
January 20, 2008
When you measure dick size, is it from the base of the penis to the tip? Or do you measure from under the balls to the tip of the penis? They are two different measurements.
The correct way to measure cock size is on top of your dick. If your dick is sticking straight out at 90 degrees from your body, measure from the tip of the head to the base. No fair pushing the ruler way into your crotch either. Under no circumstances should you measure from under the balls to the tip. That is blatant cheating and is a technique that should only be used by oblivious and sexually insecure men.
In the case of overweight men, you may find that your body fat "covers up" an inch or two of your dick. You aren’t allowed to add any inches that are covered by excess fat, but it is something of which you should be aware. If you ever lose those excess pounds you may suddenly find your dick with an extra inch or two.
As far as measuring your thickness, the correct way is to wrap a tape measure around the thickest part of your dick other than the head. If I measure my own erect penis from the base of the top to the tip of the glans, I get 7 1/2". However, if I measure it along the side from base to tip, it measures up to 8 3/4". If there is no standard, how do you measure your penis? Maybe we should establish an Aaron standard that all will understand. As I said before, the correct standard of measurement is on top of your dick, not on the side. If you want to measure your dick, just follow these simple steps.
1 - Get your dick as hard as it gets.
2 - Using a ruler, measure ON TOP of the dick from the base all the way to the tip.
3 - No cheating my pushing the ruler way into your abdomen (although if you're overweight, it's ok to roll the excess body fat back a bit).
4 - If you’re having cybersex in an America Online chat room, add three inches to the total.
5 - If you're in porn, add a 30% exaggeration to the measurement.
6 â€" If your dick is above six inches, round it to the nearest inch. Half an inch makes a difference when you have a two-inch dick, but no one cares about the extra half-inch when you’re ten inches long.
So in my case, I measure my dick at on top at 8". In porn terms, I'd call it 10.4 inches, which is rounded down to 10. Which, incidentally, is what Inches magazine called me. A surprisingly accurate formula, wouldn’t you say?
In the case of overweight men, you may find that your body fat "covers up" an inch or two of your dick. You aren’t allowed to add any inches that are covered by excess fat, but it is something of which you should be aware. If you ever lose those excess pounds you may suddenly find your dick with an extra inch or two.
As far as measuring your thickness, the correct way is to wrap a tape measure around the thickest part of your dick other than the head. If I measure my own erect penis from the base of the top to the tip of the glans, I get 7 1/2". However, if I measure it along the side from base to tip, it measures up to 8 3/4". If there is no standard, how do you measure your penis? Maybe we should establish an Aaron standard that all will understand. As I said before, the correct standard of measurement is on top of your dick, not on the side. If you want to measure your dick, just follow these simple steps.
1 - Get your dick as hard as it gets.
2 - Using a ruler, measure ON TOP of the dick from the base all the way to the tip.
3 - No cheating my pushing the ruler way into your abdomen (although if you're overweight, it's ok to roll the excess body fat back a bit).
4 - If you’re having cybersex in an America Online chat room, add three inches to the total.
5 - If you're in porn, add a 30% exaggeration to the measurement.
6 â€" If your dick is above six inches, round it to the nearest inch. Half an inch makes a difference when you have a two-inch dick, but no one cares about the extra half-inch when you’re ten inches long.
So in my case, I measure my dick at on top at 8". In porn terms, I'd call it 10.4 inches, which is rounded down to 10. Which, incidentally, is what Inches magazine called me. A surprisingly accurate formula, wouldn’t you say?
Comment by pumper on January 23, 2008
Actually you wrong here. The correct way is to use a rigid ruler and press it into the fleshy pad above your cock to the pubic bone. This is called BPL (bone press length) and a standard for clinical measurement. Measuring this way gets and accurate measurement even if the subject is heavy.